Marrying a Blackbelt

I enjoy talking to my children and hear their theories how to handle my life. Guess marriage has been on their mind since we had a wedding on the YMCA ground the other day. So while on car duty I told the kids I wanted a black belt. After them trying to convince me to take karate, I let them know that I can't bend that way anymore! But I still want the black belt. I was told I can't buy a belt. Solution? "Miss Burns you will have to marry a guy who has a black belt. Then he will let you borrow it," said a smart student. Guess that's a solution! :O)