But My Hair Isn't Falling Out!

Many days in Asia, I end up getting into a pickle. So this day wasn't out of the ordinary, yet still makes me laugh. I went to my country's version of Wal-Mart to practice my new acquired language. Guess pride really does come before fall! You see I knew exactly where the shampoo was, but acted dumb to practice my language. So when I asked for shampoo and the lady at the store tried to give me a special "Restore Hair from Falling Out" shampoo. BUT MY HAIR ISN'T FALLING OUT! It's short, but I'm afraid my thick hair is to stay!!! The lady kept pushing this product, but I just wanted Dove! I finally convinced her Dove shampoo was good enough for me and walked away laughing. *sigh* Such is my life!!!